About me:

Right-wing is called the "right" wing for a reason. Colorado raised me to appreciate the importance of logic and order, which is why a Republican made our great state a rectangle. I know that a college campus is a sea of liberal ideology, and that the professors chum the water with leftist stink, which is why I started the Campus Republicans. Look for us, we'll be the ones wearing shoes instead of flip-flops, and eating the big kind of strawberries. Here's a thought: I'm glad steroids make fruit gigantic, and that half the effort feeds double the people. Maybe that's how we save the world. But your right, those poor chickens. More chicken rights! Stop killing chickens, but leave Roe v. Wade untouched. Logic and order, more rectangles.